We definitely aren't McElroy knockoffs


The World According to Three Jackass Teens


We are commodifying idiocy and sending it out to the masses. Our names are Ari, James, and Austin, and our goal is to piss off as many corporate (read: McElroy) lawyers as possible by knocking off their content. We talk about the news, give our cringe takes, videogames, music, or whatever the heck we did over the course of the week.

"The World According to Three Asshole Teens is my favorite podcast bro"

-William Shakespeare

"Dude I can't stop listening to The World According to 3 Asshole Teens" 

-Joseph Stalin

"Me likey The World According to Three Asshole Teens"

-Socrates

"I am wanted for multiple counts of genocide and human trafficking"

-Isaac Newton